mad taco

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a horny mess who can't stop cheating and will sleep with anyone who gives her a free taco

She texted me at 2 a. m. asking if I had a taco for her

I saw her with three guys at the mall and none of them had tacos

She claimed the taco was her revenge for me breaking up with her

a girl so obsessed with tacos and sex she'll trade her firstborn for a free meal

She left her date at the restaurant because the taco was too big

She told her mom she'd rather have a taco than a boyfriend

She asked the waiter if he had a taco for her and his name was John

a loudmouthed slut who'll scream about tacos in the middle of a restaurant just to get attention

She yelled 'I want a taco' so loud the whole restaurant heard her

She threw her taco at the waiter because he didn't smile at her

She texted me a picture of her taco and said 'look at my face'