Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You act like a total weirdo, making everyone think you're some kind of psycho who follows people home.

My neighbor just stared at me for 10 minutes. Mad sus, bro.

My crush asked me why I was wearing a hat inside. Mad sus.

My dad showed up at my school. Mad sus.

2

You are so suspicious it's like you're watching a movie and you know the ending before it happens.

My friend thinks the teacher is hiding a secret. Mad sus.

My mom thinks my brother is plotting against her. Mad sus.

My dog thinks the mailman is a spy. Mad sus.

3

You act like a total faggot, being a little crybaby and making a big deal out of nothing.

My little brother cried because I took his snack. Mad sus.

My friend got mad because I called him a faggot. Mad sus.

My mom said I was being a total crybaby. Mad sus.

4

You give someone a blow job, like it's the most normal thing in the world.

My friend gave me a blow job in class. Mad sus.

My crush gave me a blow job in the hallway. Mad sus.

My teacher gave me a blow job during lunch. Mad sus.

5

Middle-aged men use this word way too much, like they’re trying to impress their kids or something.

My dad said 'mad sus' to my mom. Mad sus.

My uncle said 'mad sus' to my brother. Mad sus.

My neighbor said 'mad sus' to the mailman. Mad sus.

6

You say 'wow' after doing something stupid, and then you realize it was totally unnecessary and kind of embarrassing.

I said 'wow' after I yelled at my dog. Mad sus.

I said 'wow' after I fell off the stairs. Mad sus.

I said 'wow' after I told my teacher I hated her. Mad sus.

7

You are the person who said 'mad sus', and now you’re stuck with it forever.

I said 'mad sus' in class. Now I’m stuck with it. Mad sus.

My friend said 'mad sus' to me. Now I’m stuck with it. Mad sus.

My mom said 'mad sus' to my dad. Now they’re stuck with it. Mad sus.