Mad Sleaze

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When someone looks like they just rolled out of a trash can and into a dance club.

My cousin showed up to the party in a tube top and pajama pants. I thought it was a dare.

She walked in wearing a bra, socks, and a smile that said 'I don't care.'

He showed up in a shirt that said 'I love my mom' and a pair of shorts that said 'I love my mom even more.'

When your outfit is so bad, it’s like you’re trying to start a fight with the whole world.

She wore a shirt that was inside out and backwards. I asked her if she was trying to be a ghost.

He showed up in a shirt that said 'I need coffee' and a pair of pants that said 'I need more coffee.'

Her dress was so short, it looked like she was trying to make a statement and a joke at the same time.

When your style is so bad, it makes your dog look like a fashion icon.

She showed up in a shirt that was so bright, it hurt my eyes. My dog looked better dressed.

He wore a shirt that said 'I hate life' and a pair of pants that said 'I hate life even more.'

Her outfit was so bad, my dog walked out of the room and never came back.

When you dress like you just woke up and decided to be a clown.

She came in wearing a shirt that said 'I’m not a clown, I’m a professional.'

He showed up in a shirt that said 'I’m a clown, and I’m proud.'

Her outfit had so many colors, it looked like a rainbow threw up on her.

When your look is so bad, it’s like you’re trying to be a superhero and failed.

She showed up in a shirt that said 'I’m not a superhero, I’m just a mess.'

He wore a shirt that said 'I’m a superhero, but I’m also a mess.'

Her outfit was so bad, it looked like a superhero tried to save her and just made it worse.

When your style is so bad, you could be a meme and no one would question it.

She showed up in a shirt that said 'I’m a meme and I’m proud.'

He wore a shirt that said 'I’m not a meme, but I could be.'

Her outfit was so bad, it looked like it was made by a toddler who just learned how to draw.