mad slap for your car yo

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When your car sounds like it's about to explode from all the bass, usually because you have a giant subwoofer that's probably stolen.

My car shook my teeth loose today. I’m not even exaggerating. It felt like a warzone in there.

I drove by my neighbor’s house and his dog ran out screaming. That’s how loud my car was.

My mom called me and said she could feel the bass through the floor of her house. I told her to get a life.

Your car has so much bass it’s like it’s trying to break free from its own body. Probably because you bought a subwoofer with your last paycheck.

I turned my car on and my neighbor’s TV shut off. That’s how loud it was.

My friend tried to talk to me while my bass was going. He didn’t come back.

I got pulled over for shaking the road. The cop asked if I was trying to make a statement.

When your car’s bass is so strong it feels like it’s trying to punch you in the face. You probably spent all your money on a subwoofer.

I drove by my school and the principal ran out yelling. He thought it was a fire.

I texted my friend and he replied with ‘What the hell is that?’ I said ‘This is my car.’

I turned my bass on and my dog ran out of the house. He thought it was a monster.