mad shit

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Mad shit is when something is so good it feels like it came from the sky and hit you in the face with a golden shovel.

This pizza is mad shit. I’m eating it like it’s my last meal.

That game was mad shit. I lost my mind and my controller.

This movie is mad shit. I cried, laughed, and threw popcorn at my brother.

Mad shit is when you talk shit about someone so bad they might get a warrant for your ass.

I gave my teacher mad shit for giving me extra homework. She’s going to get me after school.

I gave my mom mad shit for burning my toast. Now she’s mad at me.

I gave my dog mad shit for stealing my sandwich. He just wagged his tail and ate it.

Mad shit is when your butt is so angry it’s gonna explode and your brain is gonna come out with the poop.

That math test was mad shit. I was so angry I drew a farts on it.

That chicken nugget was mad shit. I had to eat it like it was my enemy.

That video game was mad shit. I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.

Mad shit is when your butt is doing a dance party and your pants are getting a second opinion.

I had mad shit at school. My pants were so embarrassed they left the room.

I had mad shit during lunch. My friends were laughing so hard they spilled their milk.

I had mad shit in the car. My dad was so mad he yelled at the radio.

Mad shit is when you’re trying to poop and your face looks like it’s been in a fight with a ghost.

I had mad shit in the bathroom. My face was like I just saw my dog eat my homework.

I had mad shit during class. My teacher thought I was having a seizure.

I had mad shit on the bus. The kids were laughing like it was the best joke ever.

Mad shit is when something is so good it’s like your brain is doing a backflip and your soul is shouting ‘YES!’

That cake was mad shit. I ate it like it was my last day on Earth.

That song was mad shit. I sang it so loud my neighbor came out to yell at me.

That movie was mad shit. I cried so much my tissues were crying too.

Mad shit is when your stomach is screaming ‘LET ME OUT!’ and your brain is like ‘YES, LET THEM OUT!’

I had mad shit at breakfast. I ran out of the house like it was on fire.

I had mad shit during math class. I had to go to the bathroom and my teacher was mad.

I had mad shit in the car. My dad was so mad he yelled at the radio.