MAD SEX

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1
Something so hot or smooth you're too lazy to say 'super sexy' because that sounds like work and you're too tired to care.
This new song is mad sex
Her hair is mad sex
That pizza is mad sex
2
A girl named Madison who's so desperate for attention she'll sleep with a mop, a dog, and the guy who forgot to pay the rent.
Madison was at the club with 7 guys last night
She slept with my uncle and my brother
She brought 3 guys back to my house
3
A hilarious word that started in a card game and now gets used to make people laugh and forget their problems.
We played cards and said 'mad sex' 10 times
He said 'mad sex' and we all died laughing
We used it in a card game and it became a thing
4
What the kids on Urban Dictionary want to see the most, especially if it involves eating, pooping, or getting eaten by someone.
That definition was mad sex
He added anal sex to everything
She made a whole paragraph about eating
5
When you have sex for so long you're not sure if you're still human or if you've turned into a couch.
We had mad sex for 4 hours
They had mad sex and missed their flight
He had mad sex and forgot his pants
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