Mad Scientist

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A guy who shoves a glass tube up his partner’s butt and then jizzes into it like it’s a science experiment, then hits them so hard it breaks the tube and everything inside comes out like a messed-up lab explosion.
I tried mad scientist on my roommate, and now he smells like sperm and shattered glass.
My boyfriend did the mad scientist thing and I got glass shards in my poop.
My mom said I was a mad scientist because I used a Pyrex cup for my first time.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A scientist who makes wild inventions that go way too far, usually blowing up things or turning people into meatballs, and he probably laughs while it happens.
My chemistry teacher is a mad scientist, he turned the lab into a volcano once.
That guy in the park who tried to make a robot out of rats is a mad scientist.
My uncle is a mad scientist because he tried to turn his dog into a chicken.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you’re so obsessed with studying that you keep talking to yourself like a crazy person, even when you’re not studying anymore.
My sister was a mad scientist before her test and now she’s still saying 'Photosynthesis!' in the shower.
I was a mad scientist last night and I said 'The Bill of Rights!' to my cat.
My brother is a mad scientist because he keeps saying 'The periodic table!' while he eats.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who makes stupid memes that no one gets, but they act like they’re the smartest person alive and everyone else is a moron.
My friend is a mad scientist because he posted a meme about 4D chess and no one understood it.
My cousin makes the worst memes ever and calls himself a mad scientist.
That guy in class is a mad scientist because he made a meme about a cat doing 4D chess.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A German guy who is part of a YouTube show, and he’s a mad scientist who’s also an idiot.
My brother watches that German guy’s YouTube channel and says he’s a mad scientist.
I saw that YouTube guy, Der verrückte Wissenschaftler, and he looks like a mad scientist.
My cousin says he’s a mad scientist because he watches that German guy every day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A stupid man who drinks weird potions to bring back dead killers and probably smells like old blood and vomit.
My neighbor is a mad scientist who tried to bring back a serial killer and now he smells like rotting meat.
That guy in the park is a mad scientist who made a potion out of dead people’s guts.
My brother’s friend is a mad scientist who brought back a killer and now he’s covered in blood.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A trans boy who says he’s a mad scientist, but he’s really just doing weird science stuff and trying to turn himself into a cyborg.
My friend is a mad scientist because he’s a trans boy who’s doing weird science stuff.
That guy who says he’s a mad scientist is actually just a weird trans guy.
My cousin’s friend is a mad scientist and he’s trying to turn himself into a cyborg.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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