mad russian

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a russian who is so angry they might throw a chair at you
My math teacher is a mad russian today. He threw a chair at the blackboard.
The guy at the airport screamed like a mad russian when his flight was canceled.
My brother is a mad russian because he spilled his coffee on his pants.
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a russian who is so furious they might punch the sky
My uncle is a mad russian. He punched the sky and broke his hand.
The pizza guy was a mad russian when he got stuck in the oven.
My mom is a mad russian because I ate the last slice of cake.
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a russian who is so annoyed they might yell at a cloud
My neighbor is a mad russian. He yelled at a cloud and it rained.
The waiter was a mad russian when I spilled soup on his shirt.
My dad is a mad russian because he got stuck in the elevator for 3 hours.
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