Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Life is a cruel joke and you’re the punchline. It’s not fair. It’s fake. It’s just bad.

You got the short end of the straw and you’re still mad about it.

Your crush ignored you for a guy with a beard and a job.

Your mom said you can’t go out because you failed math.

2

It’s like someone took your sandwich and put glitter in it. Not fair. Not good. Just plain mean.

Your friend took your last snack and left you with a crumb.

Your dad said you have to clean your room before you can watch TV.

You got a C+ on a test and it’s just not cool.

3

You’re mad because the universe just threw you a curveball and you didn’t even have gloves.

Your ex came back and is dating your best friend.

You got stuck with the worst group project ever.

Your dog ate your homework and your mom is mad.

4

You’re not happy. You’re not even slightly okay. You’re just plain angry and it’s not even your fault.

Your teacher gave you extra homework for no reason.

Your phone died right when you were about to post your best meme.

Your pet turtle ran away and left you with a broken heart.

5

It’s not fair. It’s just not. It’s like someone took your pizza and said it was a metaphor.

You lost your favorite video game to your little brother.

Your crush asked you out and then immediately ghosted you.

You got stuck with the worst seat in the class.