Mad Retard Strength

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A crazy kind of strength that only the dumbest people have. It’s like being a beast and a braindead idiot at the same time.
He lifted the car like it was a toy. I saw it. I believe it.
She headbutted a wall and it crumbled like a cookie.
He bit through a chair like it was a piece of bread.
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Superhuman power that only the most stupid people can have. It’s like having a body made of bricks and a brain made of soup.
He threw a truck like it was a bowling ball.
She kicked a door off its hinges and laughed like it was a joke.
He pulled a table out of the ground like it was a toy.
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A type of strength so wild, it’s like the dumbest people got hit with lightning and magic at the same time.
He picked up a bus and threw it like it was a football.
She broke a brick wall with her bare hands and cried because it was so easy.
He ran through a wall like it was a door.
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