Mad Rector

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A stupid way to rate how crazy an event was. It goes up to 12.5, which means you were so wasted you probably peed in a punch bowl. Used mostly when you’re drunk at a bar or club.

My Mad Rector was 11.5 because I tried to sing karaoke and cried when I messed up the lyrics.

The Mad Rector was 12.5 because I drank 10 shots and tried to dance on a table.

I gave the party a 10.5 because I got into a fight with a waiter over a breadstick.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A dumb rating system that tells you how much of a mess you were at a party. 12.5 means you were a total disaster. Used when you’re too drunk to remember your own name.

I had a Mad Rector of 11 because I fell off a stool and yelled at the DJ.

My friend got a 12.5 because he tried to flirt with the bartender and failed.

I rated my night out at 10 because I had to ride home with my best friend who was puking in a taxi.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A stupid scale that rates how wild an event was. 12.5 means you were so wild you probably broke a table. Used mostly when you’re drunk and fighting with your friends at a nightclub.

My Mad Rector was 11.5 because I tried to start a fight with a guy who didn’t know me.

I got a 12 because I drank too much and tried to dance with the bartender.

I gave the night a 9 because I ended up in a taxi with my ex and her new boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A silly way to measure how much of a mess you made at a party. The higher the number, the more of a mess you were. Used when you’re too drunk to know what day it is.

My Mad Rector was 10 because I tried to sing and forgot the lyrics to every song.

I got an 11 because I danced on a table and fell off.

My friend got a 12.5 because he tried to kiss the DJ and got kicked out.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A dumb scale to see how crazy you were at an event. 12.5 means you were so crazy you probably tried to eat a pizza with a fork and a spoon. Used mostly when you’re drunk and screaming at the bar.

My Mad Rector was 11 because I drank 9 shots and tried to dance with the bartender.

I got a 12.5 because I started a fight with a guy who didn’t know me.

I rated the night a 10 because I cried in a taxi and didn’t know where I was.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A stupid rating system to see how much of a mess you made at a party. 12.5 means you were so wasted you probably tried to dance on a table and fell off. Used when you’re drunk and fighting with your friends.

My Mad Rector was 11 because I fell off a stool and yelled at the DJ.

I got a 12 because I drank 10 shots and tried to dance with the bartender.

I rated the night a 9 because I ended up in a taxi with my ex and her new boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 9d ago