mad puppy

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A mad puppy is a military cop who acts like they're the boss of the whole damn world and will slap you for looking at them wrong.

My sergeant is a mad puppy. He screamed at me for spilling coffee on his shoes.

That mad puppy gave me a ticket for talking too loud during a drill.

I saw a mad puppy chase a recruit through the mess hall like it was a game.

A mad puppy is a military cop who thinks they’re the only one who can make rules and will yell at you for breathing too hard.

The mad puppy yelled at me for wearing mismatched socks during inspection.

I got in trouble because the mad puppy said my name was wrong.

That mad puppy threatened to put me in the brig for talking back.

A mad puppy is a military cop who thinks they’re the most awesome person ever and will kick your ass for no reason.

The mad puppy kicked me out of the hallway for eating a donut.

I got a warning from the mad puppy for laughing during a lecture.

That mad puppy said I was ‘disrespectful’ for not saluting him properly.