Mad pow disease

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When the powder is so thick you and your friends are like wild animals fighting over the last piece of meat and you end up looking like a snow-covered dumpster fire.
I tried to ski down the mountain and got run over by a pack of lunatics. My face is now a snow cone.
My friend went off the edge of the hill and came back with a face full of powder and a death wish.
I thought I was going to win the race, but I got tackled by a guy who looked like a snowplow.
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When there's so much snow you and your friends are screaming like feral dogs and trying to kill each other because you're all too high on powder.
I was skiing mellow until my friend tackled me. Now I'm stuck in a snow bank with a headache and a smile.
My friend went full lunatic and took me down like I was a tree. We both ended up in the middle of the slope.
I was having a good day until I got hit by a snowball that looked like it was launched by a cannon.
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When you're so high on powder you start thinking you're a superhero and your friends are just a bunch of snow monkeys trying to take you down.
I thought I was invincible until I got run over by my friend who looked like he had a snowplow for a face.
I tried to do a fancy trick, but my friend tackled me and I ended up looking like a snow cone with a side of rage.
I was flying down the slope like a superhero until I got hit by a group of monkeys who were also high on powder.
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