Mad pirate

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A mad pirate is when you blast your cum in a girl’s eye and then kick her so hard in the shin she’s hopping around like a lunatic with one eye.
I cummed in her eye and then kicked her so hard she was hopping like a f***ing goat.
He shot his load in her eye and then gave her shin a kick that made her yell like a madwoman.
I shot my cum in her eye and then kicked her so hard she started hopping around like a pirate on fire.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A mad pirate is when you’re getting head and you go full f***ing lunatic by shooting your cum in her eye and then kicking her so hard she’s limping like a f***ing idiot.
He was getting a blow job and then shot cum in her eye and kicked her so hard she was limping like a f***ing pirate.
She was giving me head and I went f***ing crazy and shot my cum in her eye and kicked her in the shin.
He was getting head and then turned into a f***ing pirate and shot cum in her eye and gave her a shin kick.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A mad pirate is when you shoot your cum in a girl’s eye and then boot her in the shin so hard she’s hopping around like a f***ing lunatic.
I shot my cum in her eye and then booted her in the shin so hard she was hopping like a f***ing maniac.
He cummed in her eye and then gave her a boot to the shin that made her hop like a f***ing pirate.
I shot my load in her eye and gave her a boot to the shin that made her hop around yelling like a f***ing pirate.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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