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When a guy gets a hard-on so strong it could knock out a horse
He saw the girl in the hallway and instantly got a boner.
The guy got a hard-on so bad he had to leave the room.
He got so turned on he forgot he was in a meeting.
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When a guy’s penis is so happy it’s doing a dance
He saw the girl from across the street and his cock started wiggling.
The guy’s penis was doing the cha-cha because of the hot girl.
He got so excited his cock was doing the twist.
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When a guy’s junk is so full of joy it’s about to explode
He saw his crush and his junk was about to burst.
The guy got so happy his junk was going to blow up.
He was so turned on his junk was about to pop.
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When a guy’s cock gets so stiff it could bend a spoon
He saw the girl and his cock was harder than a rock.
The guy got so hard he could break a chair.
His cock was so stiff it could bend a spoon.
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When a guy gets a boner so strong it could lift a car
He got a boner so strong he lifted the table.
The guy’s boner was so powerful it moved the couch.
He got so hard he could lift a car.
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When a guy’s junk is so hot it could melt ice cream
He got so hot his junk melted the ice cream.
The guy’s junk was so warm it could melt chocolate.
He was so turned on his junk was burning.