mad pigeon shit

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this phrase is for when someone is being so messed up they look like they just stepped out of a pigeon's butt and it was full of rage

My cousin tried to rob a store and forgot to bring a mask. Mad pigeon shit.

He tried to do a backflip off a ramp and landed in a puddle. Mad pigeon shit.

She texted me at 3 AM saying she was going to kill her ex. Mad pigeon shit.

when someone is so lost or crazy they might as well be a pigeon that just ate a whole bag of chips

He tried to drive through a lake and got stuck. Mad pigeon shit.

She showed up to work in pajamas and brought her dog. Mad pigeon shit.

He tried to argue with a vending machine. Mad pigeon shit.

this is when someone is acting so dumb it feels like they just got hit by a pigeon that was also mad

He texted me saying he was going to start a band with his goldfish. Mad pigeon shit.

She tried to flirt with a statue. Mad pigeon shit.

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and cried. Mad pigeon shit.

when someone is so out of their mind they might as well be a pigeon that just got yelled at by a cop

He tried to juggle knives and dropped them on his foot. Mad pigeon shit.

She told her boss she was going on vacation to the moon. Mad pigeon shit.

He tried to talk to a chicken and it ran away. Mad pigeon shit.

this is when someone is so messed up they look like they were hit by a pigeon that was also hit by a bus

He tried to wear a hat made of socks and it fell off. Mad pigeon shit.

She tried to dance in a pool and got stuck in the deep end. Mad pigeon shit.

He tried to talk to a pigeon and it talked back. Mad pigeon shit.