Mad Phil

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When someone spits out knowledge so deep it makes your brain hurt and your momma proud

Yo I just explained the theory of relativity in 10 seconds and my cousin passed out

He dropped a whole lesson on quantum physics while eating a burger

She told me the meaning of life during my lunch break and I cried

When you talk so smart it feels like you just pulled a wisdom tooth from a philosopher

He explained the Pythagorean theorem like it was a bedtime story

She gave me a history lesson during a DM and I got a B+ in life

He dropped a whole philosophy class in one tweet and I got confused

When you drop facts so strong they make your brain scream and your enemies cry

He just explained the entire universe in 3 sentences and my brain exploded

She told me the secret to happiness and I got a job

He dropped knowledge so hard my dog started barking at the sky

When you drop knowledge like it's your job and your brain can't handle it

He just explained the stock market like it was a pizza menu

She gave me a math lesson during a text and I got a headache

He dropped so much knowledge my dog started quoting Shakespeare

When you drop so much knowledge it feels like your brain is being tortured by a teacher

He explained the periodic table in 10 seconds and my brain went on vacation

She told me the meaning of life and I got a D in existence

He dropped a whole history lesson during a DM and my dog got a PhD

When you drop knowledge so hard it feels like your brain is getting a black eye

He explained the theory of everything in one sentence and my brain got a black eye

She told me the secret to success and I got a job

He dropped a whole science lesson during a text and my dog got a Nobel Prize