Mad Panda

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A total meltdown when someone gets a hard-on for a bear of the opposite sex. Like being stuck in a zoo with no escape and no pants.

I saw a bear in the park and now I’m mentally unstable. What’s wrong with me? 🐻❤️

He’s been staring at the bear for three hours. I think he’s in love.

She texted me a bear photo and now I’m questioning my life choices.

A drunk, stoner mess who plays Call of Duty like it's their last day on Earth. They’re barely holding it together.

He drank six beers, smoked a joint, and still managed to lose the game. Respect.

She passed out during the match but texted me mid-game. Classic.

He yelled at a bear in the game and then at me. Both were wrong.