mad pad

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the thing you use when you’re bleeding like a wounded animal and you’re too lazy to clean up

My dog eats my mad pad and I’m not sorry

I wore my brother’s mad pad and he cried

I threw my mad pad at my mom and it stuck to her head

the secret weapon of girls who don’t want to be caught in the middle of a mess

I used my mad pad to hide my lunch and my crush saw it

My mad pad saved me from getting kicked out of class

I tried to fold my mad pad and it fell apart like my life

the reason you’re not going to be the best at sports ever

I ran the mile with my mad pad and it leaked everywhere

My mad pad was the reason I tripped in gym class

I tried to do push-ups with my mad pad and it fell off