Mad Onion

My cousin's ass is so big, it’s like a mad onion at a buffet.

That girl walks in and the whole room goes silent. Mad onion level 100.

I asked her if she had a second job. She said, 'No, I just got a new pair of pants.'

I swear her ass is bigger than my mom’s grocery list.

He stared at her like he was trying to memorize the periodic table of mad onions.

She sat down and the chair broke. Classic mad onion.

She walks in and the whole bar turns around. It’s like a mad onion convention.

I told him he was looking at a mad onion. He said, 'I’m not looking, I’m being looked at.'

Her ass is so big, it has its own zip code.