Mad old biddy

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A grumpy old lady who yells at pigeons and thinks she’s still young enough to be a rockstar.
She chased a pigeon down the street and yelled, 'You’re gonna pay for that coffee I spilled last week!'
She tried to start a band called 'The Crusty Crones' and got kicked out after the first practice.
She told the mailman he was 'too slow for her standards' and made him run a lap around the block.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who wears mismatched socks and thinks she’s the boss of the whole town.
She told the mayor he had 'a lousy mustache' and refused to let him pass her on the sidewalk.
She started a petition to ban glitter in the grocery store because 'it’s too flashy for her taste.'
She yelled at the traffic light because it ‘didn’t respect her schedule.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An ancient woman who throws tantrums like a toddler and still thinks she’s hot.
She threw a fit when the bakery ran out of muffins and threatened to ‘burn it down.’
She tried to flirt with the barista and got rejected because he was ‘too young for her standards.’
She sat on the bench and yelled at the wind, 'You’re not gonna stop me from being fabulous!'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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