mad nutted

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When you’re so in love with someone, they fall for you too, and together you make a total mess of your life, like a love-crazed disaster.

My ex and I got back together and now we’re both mad nutted and living in a trash can.

They started dating and now they’re both mad nutted and can’t stop screaming at each other.

He fell for her, she fell for him, now they’re both mad nutted and can’t stop making bad decisions.

When you get a nut so good, it’s like the best part of a bad day, usually after a slut left you with nothing but empty promises.

After that slut left me broke, I found a new nut and now I’m mad nutted.

She sucked me dry, but I found a new nut and now I’m mad nutted.

He took my money and left me high and dry, but I found a new nut and now I’m mad nutted.

When someone looks so bad, it’s like they stepped out of a trash can and said, ‘I’m here to ruin your day.’

She walked in and looked like she had a face full of dirt and regret.

He showed up and looked like he had been hit by a truck and then left in the rain.

She came in and looked like she had no idea what a face was.