MAD NOWZ

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Mad nowz is when you’re so desperate for something to happen that you’re ready to piss yourself waiting for it.
I’ve been waiting for this game to start for like five hours. Mad nowz, I swear.
I’m so mad nowz I just threw my sandwich at the wall.
I can’t wait for my mom to get home. Mad nowz, I’m gonna die.
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Mad nowz is like being so eager you think you can time travel just to get it done faster.
I want my pizza now. Mad nowz, I’m gonna go to the future and bring it back.
I’m so mad nowz I tried to text my friend in 2020 just to get a reply.
I can’t wait for my break. Mad nowz, I’m gonna fast forward time.
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Mad nowz is when you want something so bad you start talking to it like it’s your best friend.
I’ve been talking to my phone like it’s my best friend. Mad nowz, I’m gonna call it ‘babe.’
I’ve been texting my crush so much I think he’s mad nowz too.
My mom is mad nowz. I’ve been texting her like she’s my bestie.
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Mad nowz is when you’re so impatient you think your feet are on fire just waiting for it to happen.
I’ve been waiting for this movie to start for 10 minutes. Mad nowz, my feet are on fire.
I can’t wait for my snack. Mad nowz, I’m gonna eat my shoes.
I’m mad nowz. I’ve been waiting so long I think my brain is melting.
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Mad nowz is like being so ready for something you think you can do it before it even happens.
I’m mad nowz. I’m gonna finish this test before the teacher even says ‘go.’
I’m mad nowz. I think I can eat my whole lunch before the bell rings.
I’m mad nowz. I’ve already finished my homework before it was even assigned.
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