mad niggerish

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A black person who thinks they’re the king of the jungle and acts like they own the damn club. They flex like they’re paid by the minute.
"I don’t even need a phone, I got vibes."
He walked in like he just escaped from a cage.
He flexed so much, the gym got a new lease on life.
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When a black guy does all the stupid stuff, face-licking, getting high, and getting drunk enough to talk to the bar.
He licked her face like he was trying to taste her soul.
He smoked so much weed, he forgot his own name.
He drank so much, the bartender gave him a job.
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Anything that smells like the streets, urban, hood, and very much not fancy. It’s like the whole city threw a party and you were the main event.
That music was so urban, it had a zip code.
She wore the most hood outfit I’ve ever seen.
That party was so city-like, it had a subway map.
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Acting like a monkey who just got a new banana and doesn’t care who sees it.
He threw his banana at the teacher.
He climbed the tree like it was a jungle gym.
He screamed so loud, the monkeys got scared.
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A black drill sergeant who yells so much, you think he’s trying to wake up the dead.
He yelled so much, the soldiers got a new voice.
He screamed like he was paid by the minute.
He barked orders so loud, the dogs got confused.
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When something is so wild, it’s like it came out of a monster’s mouth and took a trip through a blender.
That party was so wild, it had a heartbeat.
He danced so much, the floor started sweating.
That music was so loud, the walls got a new life.
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When a black person acts like they were born in the 1800s and still have the same energy as a slave from Sub-Saharan Africa. They’re like a mix between a slave and a porchnigger with a new lease on life.
He walked like he was marching to freedom.
He had the same energy as a man who just escaped a plantation.
He talked like he was still in the 1800s.
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