Mad Mustard

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The goo that comes out when a man is really happy and can't help himself
He shot cum like a fire hose at the gym.
I saw his jizz on the subway seat.
His sperm was all over my sister's math test.
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The messy stuff men leave behind when they're done having fun
He left a puddle of jizz on the floor.
My mom found cum in my backpack.
His sperm was on my lunch tray.
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The stuff that comes out when a man is too busy to think
He cummed all over the pizza.
His sperm was on the couch.
I found jizz in my sock drawer.
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