Mad Monkey Shuffle

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You’re jacking off and you know someone’s about to walk in. So you try to finish fast so you can look cool when they catch you.

I was doing my thing and heard my mom’s key in the door. I had to finish before she saw me.

My buddy got caught mid-squat by his dad. He looked like a deer in the headlights.

I was trying to finish before my sister walked in. I had to go full speed.

You’re fapping and you know you’re gonna get caught. So you try to finish before the person walks in so you look cool.

I was in the middle of my thing when my brother walked in. I had to finish before he saw me.

My girlfriend walked in on me mid-squat. I had to finish before she laughed at me.

I had to finish before my mom came in. I went full speed and finished just in time.

You’re working on your thing and you know someone’s going to walk in. So you try to finish fast so you don’t look like a total loser.

I heard my dad’s key in the door. I had to finish before he saw me. I was a total mess.

My friend got caught mid-squat by his brother. He looked like a total idiot.

I had to finish before my sister walked in. I was trying to look cool, but I looked like a total dork.