Mad Monkey

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When a guy pulls out right before he’s about to blow his load in doggy style, grabs her hair, cums all over her neck, and then rubs her hair in it. She screams so loud, she looks like a f***ing monkey.
My girl looked like a f***ing monkey after I dumped my load in her hair.
She screamed like a banshee and looked like a monkey with a bad haircut.
That monkey look was so bad, her mom called the cops.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your girl tries to suck your cock and it f***s her up, so you spank her butt and glue her pubes all over your body. You’re now the maddest monkey ever.
She tried to eat my cock and I glued her pubes to my chest like a f***ing monkey.
I spanked her butt so hard, she turned into a monkey.
That girl was so mad, she was a monkey with a f***ing attitude.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you fist someone in the middle of them taking a big, smelly f***. It’s like f***ing in a sewer.
I fist-f***ed her while she was taking a f*** in the middle of the day.
He was f***ing her while she was doing her business in the toilet.
She was pooping and I was fisting her like a f***ing animal.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You’re jacking off and you hear someone coming. You try to finish fast so you don’t get caught with your pants down.
He was jacking off and heard his mom walking in the hallway.
She was about to catch me jacking off, so I finished quick.
He tried to finish before his dad walked in the room.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You stick your finger up your butt, take it out, and jam it up the nose of your girl while you’re f***ing. She passes out from the f***ing smell.
He stuck his finger up his butt and shoved it up her nose like a f***ing monster.
She passed out from the f***ing stench and he kept going.
He jammed his finger up her nose while they were f***ing and she fainted.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who goes full f***ing monkey. They give up all social rules and go wild like a monkey in the jungle.
He turned into a full-blown monkey and started swinging from the ceiling.
She was so wild, she became the f***ing king of the monkeys.
He went full monkey and started eating banana peels like a f***ing animal.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you have wild, crazy sex that lasts for hours. It’s like a f***ing marathon of f***ing.
They had wild sex for hours like a f***ing marathon.
He and his girl had sex for three hours and it was nonstop.
That f***ing session lasted so long, it was like a f***ing Olympic event.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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