Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A huge pile of cash that makes your life feel like a movie. You don't need it, but you want it because you're greedy as hell.

I got mad money from my dad and spent it all on pizza and video games.

My mom keeps mad money in a sock for when the power goes out.

I saw a guy with mad money and immediately wanted to fight him.

2

The money you keep hidden just in case your life goes from okay to total disaster in one day.

I had mad money for when my car broke down, but I used it to buy a PS5 instead.

My brother has mad money for when his dating life completely fails.

I kept mad money in my backpack for when I got caught stealing.

3

The little bits of cash you carry around like a nervous kid, just in case you need to buy a snack or bribe someone.

I had mad money in my pocket and used it to buy candy from the vending machine.

My sister carried mad money just in case her crush asked her to prom.

I had mad money and used it to pay for my dog's hair cut.

4

The money that gives you the power to tell someone to go kick rocks and not even feel bad about it.

I had mad money and told my crush to kick rocks because he was annoying.

My friend used mad money to tell his teacher to kick rocks.

I had mad money and told my brother to kick rocks for eating my pizza.

5

A show that screams at you about stocks until you want to scream back and run away.

I watched mad money and wanted to throw my remote at the TV.

My dad watches mad money and yells at the screen like it's his enemy.

My mom watched mad money and asked why it's so loud.

6

A person who has so much money they probably don’t even know what it feels like to be poor.

My uncle is mad money and still buys me candy.

My friend is mad money and still wears the same shoes.

My cousin is mad money and still eats hot dogs for breakfast.

7

A person who will do anything, legal, illegal, or just plain stupid, to get more money, even if it means turning into a money-hungry monster.

My dad is mad money and would steal a pizza just to get a discount.

My brother is mad money and would fight a dragon for a wallet full of cash.

My friend is mad money and would take a job at a fast-food restaurant just to get a free soda.