mad monday

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A wild Australian tradition where rugby players crash the day after the final game, turning Monday into a full-blown alcohol-fueled disaster.

'I woke up in a bush wearing my jocks and a hat made of pizza boxes.'

'He tried to sing the national anthem but it came out like a cry for help.'

'The team threw a fridge out of a third-floor window because it had the wrong brand of chips.'

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Mad Monday turns into a total nightmare with women getting spit on, people screaming at everything, and random acts of destruction happening everywhere.

'She tried to talk to me and I threw a chair at her. It missed. I cried.'

'They broke into a house, stole a whole ham, and then sat on the roof yelling about the previous game.'

'He listened to sad music, drank six beers, and then cried in a public toilet.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

All the hoes are out of their minds today, acting like they just got a promotion and a free pizza.

'She ran into the street wearing just her socks and a towel, screaming about the game.'

'He tried to flirt with three girls at once and ended up getting chased by a dog.'

'They started a dance-off in the middle of the park and no one knew why.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago