mad mexi

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A broke, squinty-eyed, faceless, taco-starved Mexican who lives in a trash pile, has a drunk dad who smells like a sewer, and a dog that wants your face for dinner.
My uncle is a mad mexi. He screamed at the dog when it ate his last taco.
That guy at the bus stop is a mad mexi. He’s been wearing the same shirt since 2012.
My mom says I’m a mad mexi because I don’t like enchiladas.
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A Mexican who’s so穷 that he eats cereal for dinner, has a dad who can’t remember his own name, and a dog that growls at your face like it’s a crime.
My cousin is a mad mexi. He cried when his dad forgot his birthday.
That kid in the neighborhood is a mad mexi. He wears a sock on his head and eats out of a trash can.
I’m a mad mexi because I got kicked out of the house for eating pizza.
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A Mexican who lives in a house made of cardboard, has a dad who drinks all day, and a dog that thinks you owe him money for existing.
My neighbor is a mad mexi. He tried to sue the taco truck for not giving him free food.
That guy at the park is a mad mexi. He’s been yelling at pigeons for three years.
I’m a mad mexi because my dog ate my homework and my dad said I was a failure.
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