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To get your butt plugged while stuck in a smelly van with no air and someone else driving like a maniac through the desert. When you blow your load, you leap into a dune buggy and speed off like a crazy person. Lesbians can use strap-ons if they want to be fancy.
My van ride was like a prison. I had to do it while the van went over a cliff. I screamed so loud the driver thought I was having a heart attack.
She did it in the back of a van that smelled like old pizza and regret. She drove off like she was winning the race.
He told me I had to do it while he drove through the desert. I did it and then jumped into a dune buggy like it was my final exam.