MAD MAX V1

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a word for your people. the ones you back no matter how stupid they get.
My cousin is a MAD MAX V1. I’d die for him. Even when he tried to rob a bank with a spoon.
My homies are MAD MAX V1. They showed up to my jail cell with a pizza and a gun.
My sister is a MAD MAX V1. She stole my car and my dignity.
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the kind of people you never leave. even when they leave you in the middle of the desert.
My best friend is a MAD MAX V1. I followed him to the desert just to prove I was still cool.
My mom is a MAD MAX V1. She drove three hours to my house just to yell at me.
My brother is a MAD MAX V1. He took my job and my last pair of socks.
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the people you trust so much you’d let them drive your car into a wall.
My dad is a MAD MAX V1. He drove my car into a wall just to show me how cool he was.
My friend is a MAD MAX V1. She crashed my car into a tree because she thought it was a game.
My little brother is a MAD MAX V1. He turned my car into a spaceship just to escape a ticket.
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the people you’d fight for. even if they fight you with a mop and a broom.
My uncle is a MAD MAX V1. He fought my dad with a mop and a broom just to prove a point.
My cousin is a MAD MAX V1. She took on an entire army just to get my last candy bar.
My neighbor is a MAD MAX V1. He yelled at me for two hours just to keep the peace.
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the people who stick with you. even when you’re covered in dirt and screaming.
My friend is a MAD MAX V1. He showed up covered in dirt and screaming just to save me.
My brother is a MAD MAX V1. He came to my house in a truck full of dirt and yelled at me.
My mom is a MAD MAX V1. She screamed at me for an hour just to make sure I was okay.
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