mad march

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Like destroy dick december but even worse. You have to blow your load 10 times every day from March 1st to April 1st. You’ll be too tired to do anything else.

I’m gonna die by April. I can’t even eat my cereal without cumming.

My mom thinks I’m sick. I’m just too busy ejaculating.

My dog’s got a better schedule than me.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A stupid game that makes all the guys leave their girlfriends behind. They’d rather watch stupid basketball than be with their significant other.

My boyfriend left me for the NCAA tournament. I had to watch a commercial for a sandwich.

He’s not coming home until the final game. I’ve been eating cereal for three days.

He said, ‘It’s March Madness, and I can’t miss it.’ I said, ‘You can’t miss me.’

by Slangipedia 6h ago

The only time you’re happy you don’t have a girlfriend. You get to eat junk food and watch sports in peace.

No one is texting me. I’m just watching the game.

I didn’t have to deal with my ex. I had the whole month to myself.

I had pizza for breakfast. That’s how happy I was.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A weird disease that makes you cramp up, smell like beer, and keep saying ‘the brackets’ while eating chips off your shirt.

I came home with a beer breath and crumbs on my shirt. I said, ‘the brackets’ like a madman.

My neighbor thought I was having a seizure. I was just cramping from the brackets.

I’ve been eating chips off my chest for a week. I don’t know why I keep saying ‘the brackets.’

by Slangipedia 6h ago

The worst time for Dish Network customers. They can’t watch the basketball games on CBS. They go crazy trying to find another way to watch.

My dad screamed at the TV. He couldn’t watch the game on CBS.

I had to watch the game on my phone. I looked like a fool.

He said, ‘I paid for this service, and I can’t watch the game? That’s not fair!’

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A stupid tradition where you jerk off every day in March. It starts with one, goes up to 10, and you end up with blisters and self-loathing.

I jerked off 10 times on March 10. My hands are blistered and I hate myself.

My friend said, ‘I’m going to die before April.’ He was right.

I used lube and celery. I got to March 10 and I just gave up.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

The best time of the year. Everyone is happy, the brackets are good, and you get to watch stupid basketball all day.

It’s the best time of the year. I don’t care if I have to jerk off 10 times a day.

I love March Madness. It’s the only time I don’t have to work.

I said, ‘This is the best time of the year.’ I was right.

by Slangipedia 6h ago