mad lake

My cousin ate three pizzas and a whole cake before noon. He’s mad lake.

She texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of her cat wearing a hat. I’m mad lake.

The guy next to me on the bus started singing show tunes. I’m mad lake.

He saw a ghost in the microwave. Now he’s mad lake.

She thinks her toaster is a prophet. She’s mad lake.

My dog flipped a table. I’m mad lake.

He thought the sky was a giant avocado. He’s mad lake.

She says her fridge is plotting against her. She’s mad lake.

My brother thinks the internet is a real place. He’s mad lake.