Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The king of all the dumb and loud. He’s like the worst boss you ever had but also the best.

He screamed at the goomba like it owed him money.

He tried to eat a fire flower and got a mouth full of flames.

He sat on the throne and cried because he was sad he didn’t have a crown.

2

A man who thinks he’s cool but also has a giant mustache and wears a crown like it’s a fashion choice.

He walked into the castle wearing a cape and a crown that looked like it was stolen from a chicken.

He tried to fight Mario with a tennis racket and failed.

He gave a speech about being the best and then tripped over a goomba.

3

He’s like the most annoying uncle at a family reunion but also the guy who owns the castle.

He yelled at the princess for not being loud enough.

He tried to dance with a goomba and made it cry.

He gave a pep talk to the koopas and made them all feel bad.

4

A man who thinks he’s a superhero but also has a temper and a giant mustache.

He tried to save the princess and got stuck in a pipe.

He yelled at the toad for not being fast enough.

He tried to fight Mario and got beaten up by a turtle.

5

The guy who rules the castle but also thinks he’s the most important person in the whole game.

He cried when he lost a race to a turtle.

He screamed at the koopas for not being loud enough.

He sat on the throne and refused to move because he was too important.

6

A man who thinks he’s cool but also has a giant mustache and a temper that could beat up a goomba.

He tried to dance with a koopa and made it cry.

He yelled at the toad for not being fast enough.

He tried to fight Mario and got beaten up by a turtle.