Mad Keymash

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When you lose your mind and bonk the keyboard so hard it feels like you're fighting it. You type nonsense and your keyboard probably hates you now.

I typed 'asdfghjkl;' and no one knows why.

My keyboard is broken and I'm still mad.

I sent my boss a message that said 'zxcvbnm' and he fired me.

You go off and slam every key like it owes you money. You end up with a mess of letters and symbols that makes no sense.

My tweet was just 'qwertypoiu' and people thought I was high.

I texted my mom 'asdfghjkl' and she called the cops.

My DMs look like a toddler hit the keyboard.

You snap and go on a keyboard bender. You type random stuff and your keyboard might need a vacation.

I typed 'asdfghjkl' in all caps and my teacher screamed.

My friend sent me 'zxcvbnm' and I didn’t know what to say.

I posted 'qwertypoiu' and got 100 likes.

You get so angry you start bonking the keyboard like it betrayed you. You type complete nonsense and your keyboard might cry.

I typed 'asdfghjkl' and my mom asked if I was mad.

My tweet was just 'zxcvbnm' and people thought I was a robot.

I sent my crush 'qwertypoiu' and they blocked me.

You flip out and start slamming the keyboard like it owes you cash. You type a bunch of random stuff and your keyboard might be dead.

I texted my dad 'asdfghjkl' and he thought I was possessed.

My DMs were 'zxcvbnm' and my crush didn’t reply.

I posted 'qwertypoiu' and my teacher said I was weird.

You snap and start bonking the keyboard like it wronged you. You type a mess of letters and symbols and your keyboard might be in pain.

I typed 'asdfghjkl' and my teacher said I was mad.

I sent my crush 'zxcvbnm' and they ignored me.

My tweet was 'qwertypoiu' and people asked if I was high.