Mad jacker’s syndrome

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A person who can't stop jerking off, especially when high on meth and trying to forget their life is a disaster.

'I’ve been on meth for three days and I’ve jerked off 17 times. I’m not even lying.'

'My roommate is a mad jacker. He jerks off while I’m trying to sleep. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.'

'I’m a mad jacker. My mom thinks I’m dead. She’s probably right.'

Someone who jerks off so much they forget how to live, especially when they’re on meth and it’s 3 a. m.

'I jerks off so much on meth I think I might have lost my fingers.'

'My brother is a mad jacker. He jerks off in the shower. I’m not even sure why.'

'I’m a mad jacker. I jerks off more than I eat. I’m not even hungry anymore.'

A person who jerks off constantly, especially when high on meth and acting like they’re the king of the world.

'I’m a mad jacker. I jerks off while I’m watching TV. I’m not even watching the show.'

'My friend is a mad jacker. He jerks off in the park. People think he’s crazy. He’s probably right.'

'I jerks off so much on meth I think I might have become a ghost.'