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When something is so goddamn good it makes your brain explode like a firework in a toilet

That basketball move was so good I thought I was watching a goddamn alien play

That rapper got me so hyp I started yelling in the middle of the grocery store

That car was so nice I tried to kiss it and got a parking ticket

The kind of cool that makes you want to punch the sky and yell ‘I AM THE COOLEST’

That basketball move was so cool I walked into a wall and didn’t care

That rapper made me drop my phone and start dancing in the subway

That car was so nice I tried to marry it and got rejected

When something is so tight it makes your mom cry and your dad say ‘I’m getting a second wife’

That basketball move was so good I got a standing ovation from my cat

That rapper got me so hyp I started singing in the shower at 3 a. m.

That car was so nice I tried to live in it and got a ticket for being a human meatball

So good it makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a truck full of glitter and happiness

That basketball move was so good I started crying and my dog licked my face

That rapper got me so hyp I started dancing in my mom’s kitchen

That car was so nice I tried to eat it and got a stomachache

When something is so tight it makes you want to yell ‘I’M THE BEST’ and then throw a chair

That basketball move was so good I started screaming in the park

That rapper made me so hyp I yelled ‘I’M A GOD’ in a library

That car was so nice I tried to hug it and got a ticket for being a weirdo