Mad Hungz

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When your hunger is so bad it makes your penis look like it's about to explode from the pressure.

I haven't eaten since Tuesday and my dick is screaming for help.

My stomach is growling louder than my cock is getting hard.

I'm so hungry I could eat my own penis and still need a sandwich.

A situation where you're so famished you can't think straight and your cock is trying to take over your brain.

I'm so hungry I'm starting to talk to my penis like it's my therapist.

My brain is gone. My cock is in charge now.

I just stared at a pizza and my penis started crying.

When you're so starved you're willing to trade your soul for a burger and your penis is happy about it.

I'd sell my soul for a cheeseburger and my cock is giving me a standing ovation.

I'm that hungry I'd do anything, even let my penis take the blame.

Starvation has made me a man. My penis is a witness.