Mad hoe disease

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A hoe so angry she thinks the world is ending because her ex got back together with someone else and she’s mad enough to start a war
Why is she still here? She saw them kiss at the mall!
She texted me: 'I saw her at the grocery store and I almost beat her!'
She tried to get my man to break up with his ex just to make her feel better.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A disease where a hoe loses her mind trying to take your man or anyone else’s man and will do anything to make them hers
She tried to flirt with my man in front of me at the bar.
She sent me a message: 'I'll beat you if you don't let me have him.'
She even tried to fight my man at the gym and got her ass kicked.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a hoe is so crazy from being mad she starts acting like she’s in a mental hospital and thinks she’s the only one who matters
She kept texting me: 'I saw her at the mall and I want him back!'
She told my man, 'You're mine and you always will be!'
She got so mad she started crying in the middle of the store.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a hoe forgets everything just to take your man and acts like she has no memory of what's going on
She texted me, 'He's mine and he always was!'
She forgot I was even there and started flirting with my man in front of me.
She even forgot her own name when she saw him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a hoe gets so sad she can't even breathe because she realizes she doesn't have a chance with your man anymore
She started crying in the middle of the grocery store.
She texted me, 'He's not going to choose me.'
She even went to the mall and cried in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a hoe gets so nervous she starts shaking because she knows I’m going to beat the hell out of her if she doesn't back off
She started sweating when she saw me at the mall.
She texted me, 'I'm scared you're going to beat me.'
She even ran out of the store when she saw me coming.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a hoe can't even stand up straight because she's too busy trying to fight me and ends up falling over
She tried to punch me and fell on the floor.
She started dancing and couldn't stand up straight.
She even tripped over her own feet when she tried to fight me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a hoe is so confused she doesn't know why she's still trying to take your man after everything that's happened
She texted me, 'Why is she still here?'
She kept asking, 'Why is he still with her?'
She even asked my man, 'Why are you still with her?'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a hoe gets her ass kicked so hard she feels like pins and needles all over because of how much pain she's in
She texted me, 'He beat me so hard I feel pins and needles!'
She started crying and couldn't move because of how much pain she was in.
She even said, 'I can't feel my legs anymore!'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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