mad hat

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a stupid word used by clueless people who think it sounds cool because of some old book and a beer named after a crazy guy who probably had a mental breakdown. it's only cool if you watched the x-files and still think it's cool.
My cousin uses 'mad hat' in every text and still thinks it's cool. I died.
She called me a mad hat because I spilled my pint. It was a low blow.
I texted 'mad hat' and got blocked. That’s the worst part of being a mad hat.
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when your beer sweat sticks the coaster to the table so hard it looks like the mad hatter’s hat got stuck on the floor. it's like the table is mocking you.
My coaster stuck to the table like it was a mad hatter and I was its enemy.
I tried to lift my glass, but the coaster didn’t move. It was a mad hat moment.
My dad got mad because his coaster stuck to the table. It was a mad hat disaster.
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when you smoke weed with your best buds and you all end up being the most high and stupid people in the whole room. it’s like you’re the mad hatter of weed.
We all got so high we started talking to the walls. That was a mad hat moment.
My friends and I smoked so much we forgot where we were. Classic mad hat.
I texted my friend, 'We are mad hats.' He replied, 'Yes, we are.'
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