Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A booger that won't leave your nose no matter how hard you try to kick it out.

I tried to blow my nose and that booger just laughed in my face.

My mom told me to get that thing out of my nose, but it's like it's got a job.

That booger is so stubborn, it's got a PhD in nose-resistance.

2

A nose booger that won't quit and keeps coming back like it's got a second job.

That booger came back after I washed my face. It's like it's got a tiny treadmill.

I tried to pick it out and it just came back with a vengeance.

That booger is like a cockroach. You kill it, it comes back.

3

A booger so bad it should be given a lifetime ban from your nose.

That booger is so gross, I should report it to the nose police.

It's like the booger union went on strike and this one is the leader.

I tried to ignore it, but it kept yelling at me through my nose.

4

A booger that won’t leave your nose, even when you threaten it with a tissue.

I told that booger I was gonna rip it out, and it just looked at me like I was stupid.

I threatened it with a tissue and it just laughed at me.

That booger is like a gangster. It don’t fear no tissue.

5

A booger that’s so stuck in your nose, it might as well be married to it.

That booger is like a husband. It won’t leave me alone.

I tried to pick it out and it just said, 'You ain't getting rid of me that easy.'

That booger is in my nose so much, it’s got a house there.

6

A booger that acts like it owns your nose and won’t let you blow it.

That booger is like the landlord of my nose. It won’t let me blow it.

I tried to blow my nose and that booger just said, 'You ain't paying rent.'

That booger is so full of itself, it thinks it’s the king of my nose.