Mad Ham

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You stuff so much ham in your face you think you’re a pig and you’re gonna pass out in a mud pit.
I ate six slices of ham and now I’m talking to my wall like it’s my ex.
My brother had Mad Ham and tried to dance in the toilet.
My mom said I had Mad Ham and she was gonna throw me in the trash.
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You’re so fat from ham you think you’re gonna explode and fall into a pig version of the underworld.
I had Mad Ham and my pants fell off in the middle of the grocery store.
My cousin had Mad Ham and tried to run away from his own shadow.
I got Mad Ham and my dog ran away because he thought I was a monster.
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