Mad Gatherings

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Mad Gatherings are wild camping binges that go on for days, hosted by Broseph, Brolum, and Broheim, who are basically Aros, the party god. They rip up signs, steal letters, and turn ‘Home Farm’ into ‘Hoe Farm’ just to be annoying.
I woke up on a firepit and my pants were on fire.
Brolum had the letter ‘m’ in a sock. It was a crime.
Broseph tried to drink a whole keg. It was a disaster.
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A single Mad Gathering is like a bad date, it’s wild, it’s loud, and it ends with you wondering why you ever showed up.
I came for the firebreathing. I left with a hangover and a tattoo.
I tried to sleep. Broheim slept on me.
The fire got out of control. Now the park is a charcoal briquette.
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