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mad fruit is when someone is so sus they might as well be a walking f***ing mess.
why did you eat my sandwich? you're mad fruit.
he hid my phone in a sock. classic mad fruit.
she texted me at 3 am. that's mad fruit.
MAD FRUIT
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if you're mad fruit, you're like a f***ing ghost in a classroom, always doing strange stuff.
he drew on the desks with a sharpie. mad fruit much?
why is she whispering to the plants? mad fruit.
he put glitter in my lunch. that's mad fruit.
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mad fruit is when someone is so sus they might just be a f***ing alien in disguise.
he tried to communicate with the ceiling. mad fruit.
why are you wearing a hat inside? you're mad fruit.
she brought a banana to lunch. that's mad fruit.
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mad fruit is like the f***ing reason why your life is a mess.
he brought a calculator to a pizza party. mad fruit.
why are you crying over a lost sock? mad fruit.
she texted me a poem about toast. that's mad fruit.
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mad fruit is when someone is so sus they might as well be a f***ing problem you can't solve.
he turned my pencil into a sword. mad fruit.
why did you draw a mustache on the teacher? mad fruit.
she tried to negotiate with the principal. that's mad fruit.