Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so cold you could freeze a motherf***er’s lunch.

I walked into the freezer and my brother screamed like a baby.

That ice cream was so good it gave me a brain freeze and a curse.

My ex broke up with me because I was too chill.

2

You're so chilled you could make a snowman out of a f***ing grumpy old man.

I sat in the fridge for 2 hours and my friend called me a snow cone.

The air was so cold I could see my f***ing thoughts.

My dog ran away because I was too chill.

3

You're so cold you could turn a hot dog into a popsicle and a f***ing headache.

I ate a snowball and now my brain is on fire.

My neighbor thinks I'm a witch because I'm so chill.

I walked outside and my toes died.

4

You're so frozen you could make a f***ing igloo out of a baby’s tears.

I put my hands in the freezer and my fingers screamed.

My breath was so cold it turned into a f***ing ghost.

My cat ran away because I was too chill.

5

You're so chilly you could make a f***ing glacier out of a hot guy’s heart.

I sat on the ice and my butt turned into a popsicle.

My friend’s face turned blue because of my chill.

I turned my brother into a snowman.