mad fresh

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so fresh it makes your mom cry and your dad’s hair fall out

I woke up and my hair was already fresh. I was mad fresh before my coffee.

My sneakers are so fresh they look like they just came out of a sneaker factory and got a PhD.

I walked into the room and the vibe was so fresh, the air turned into a dance party.

the shirt so fresh it could make a dead man come back just to wear it

I wore that shirt to school and the teacher asked me if I was trying to steal the spotlight.

My friend wore that shirt and got a compliment from a celebrity.

That shirt is so fresh, even my dog tried to wear it.

the only person who can be called mad fresh is me, and even I sometimes doubt it

I walked in, and the whole room stopped. That’s how mad fresh I am.

My confidence is so high, I think I might need a new confidence level.

I’m the illest, and I know it. No one disagrees.

so fresh and ill it makes your brain hurt and your enemies cry

I was so mad fresh, the teacher gave me an A+ just for existing.

I walked into the club and the DJ stopped the music just to listen to me.

I was so fresh, my mom said I was born in the right century.

a sheep who looks like a CEO and runs faster than your ex on a Monday morning

That sheep is so fresh, it got a job at the bank.

The sheep ran past me like I was late for my own life.

That sheep wears a suit, has a watch, and knows the stock market.