mad for it

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Mad for it is a disease that only happens in Greater Manchester. It’s caused by too much happy Mondays and stone roses. You get excited, then you wake up with a hangover, a sausage stuck to your neck, and a bird who looks like John Squire’s ugly cousin.

I’m mad for it! I listened to the happy Mondays for 12 hours straight.

My cousin got mad for it and now his neck looks like a sausage buffet.

I got mad for it and now my bird cousin is following me everywhere.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

To be seriously mad means you’re more angry than a penguin who lost its waddle and got hit by a car.

My dog is seriously mad at me for eating his dinner.

My boss is seriously mad because I took a nap during a meeting.

I’m seriously mad at the internet for making me watch cat videos all day.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Mad is like hella or wicked but way worse. It means you’re so mad you might punch a wall or cry in public.

This pizza is mad! It tastes like wet socks and regret.

I’m mad because my phone died in the middle of a TikTok dance.

My mom is mad because I told her she smells like a sock drawer.

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You’re cool with something ridiculous happening, and you're kind of glad. It's like being annoyed but also secretly proud.

I’m cool with my dog eating my homework. He looks like a hero.

I’m cool with my neighbor screaming at 2 a. m. He’s got a good voice.

I’m cool with my mom wearing socks to bed. It’s a fashion statement.

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MAD is a magazine that makes people laugh. It’s also a suicide note from a number sign. You should always write it in all caps so no one gets confused.

MAD is the best magazine ever. It’s like comedy on a budget.

I wrote MAD on my forehead. It looked like a suicide note from a math teacher.

MAD is my favorite magazine. It’s the only one that makes sense.

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Being mad is like being a brainwashed soldier. You don’t care if you get hurt, you just want to win, even if it’s over something stupid.

I’m mad because my brother got more pizza than me. I’m going to fight him.

She’s mad because her cat knocked over her coffee. She’s going to punch the cat.

He’s mad because he got a B on his test. He’s going to cry in public.

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My brother is mad because Urban Dictionary rejected his definitions. He’s mad enough to write a whole book about it. And he’s doing it just to make me suffer.

My brother is mad because his definition of ‘bacon’ got rejected. He’s going to eat it raw.

He’s mad because he thinks ‘bacon’ should be a holiday. He’s going to scream it in public.

He’s mad enough to write a dictionary for people who hate dictionaries.

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