Mad Figgerish

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A Mad Figgerish is a human who acts like a baby, yells at the ceiling, makes noise like a monkey, and talks about things that don’t matter.

I just saw a dog wearing a hat. That’s the most important thing ever. COOCHIE!

Why are you asking me? I don’t even know what a coochie is.

I’m gonna invent a word. It’s called ‘coochiegrunt’ and it means nothing.

A Mad Figgerish is someone who won’t shut up, talks about random stuff, and thinks they’re the smartest person in the room even when they’re not.

I read this whole article about coochies. It’s amazing. You should listen to me.

I’m gonna tell you a secret. My coochie is magic.

Why are you talking to her? I’m the one who matters!

A Mad Figgerish is a person who can’t keep their mouth shut, shouts in the middle of a library, and makes up words that nobody understands.

I just made up a word. It’s ‘coochieflame’ and it’s the best thing ever.

Shut up! I’m trying to read!

I don’t know what the answer is, but I’m gonna say ‘coochie’ anyway.

A Mad Figgerish is someone who talks way too much, answers questions for other people, and thinks coochie is a real thing.

Why are you asking her? I know the answer. It’s coochie.

I just made up a new word. It’s ‘coochieflame’ and it’s the best.

I read this whole article out loud and no one listened. That’s the point.

A Mad Figgerish is a loud, dumb person who talks about coochies, invents words, and answers questions they weren’t asked.

I just answered your question for you. You’re welcome.

I made up a new word. It’s ‘coochieflame’ and it’s really cool.

Why are you talking? I’m the one who’s important.