Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Acting like a caffeinated raccoon that just got hit by a truck and didn’t stop running.

My cousin at the family reunion when he found out his favorite uncle got arrested.

My dog when he saw the mailman and thought he was a rival.

My mom when she realized I had eaten the last slice of pizza.

2

You’re so hyper you could power a spaceship just by yelling.

My brother during his gaming tournament finals.

My teacher after I threw a paper airplane at her head.

My friend when he saw his crush at the grocery store.

3

You’re so out of your mind you might as well be a flamingo in a snowstorm.

My dad when he found out his car got towed.

My friend’s dog after it got chased by three cats.

My neighbor when he saw me wearing a hat made of socks.

4

You’re so wild you could make a zoo look like a nap time.

My little sister when she got a 100 on her math test.

My friend after he ate six burgers in one go.

My dog when he thought he was a superhero.

5

You’re like a tornado made of glitter and swear words.

My mom when she found out I failed my math test.

My friend when he got a parking ticket.

My brother after he got stuck in the ceiling fan.